Sunday, 30 January 2011

Friday, 28 January 2011

PUESIERON UN LUGAR EN DONDE HACES TU OSO DE PELUCHE CON UN CORAZON, Y NO SE POR QUE PENSE QUE ERAN BARBIES CON MUCHO PELO EN EL CUERPO Y CON SOBREPESO.
CON RESPECTO AL CORAZON...BARBIE ES UNA FRIVOLA QUE CONTRATA SIRVIENTAS GUATEMALTECAS O MEXICANAS QUE SE TERMINAN ROBANDO LA LICUADORA Y LA WAFFLERA.

Thursday, 27 January 2011

The Wrong Thinking

I have a lot of guy friends, so I must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot, so I must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a snob.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself, so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so I must be fucking my straight best friend.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends.

I am gay, so I must be bullied.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life.

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.

I make a lot of mistakes, so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT, so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

GRACIAS A DIOS EXISTE AMERICAN APPAREL, SIEMPRE TE SACA DE ALGUN APURO AL IGUAL QUE H&M.

S-U-R-E-!

HAHAHA, WTF?

Mmm!!!

Por que comer tacos en la calle si puedes bien, comer en TACO-BELL...

PARA QUIENES ME PREGUNTABAN ¿QUE ES "DELGADA" PARA TI...?

‎-MI TIA TENIA 4 PERIQUITOS

-YO TENIA 6 PERROS

-Y YO CONOCIA A UNA SEÑORA QUE TENIA 20 GATOS EN SU CASA





-SI Y SEGURO SE LA ENCONTRARON MUERTA A LA SEMANA...

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS SKINS

TUMBLR O FACEBOOK? DEFINITIVAMENTE TUMBLR = ARTE

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

VAMOS QUE QUIERO UNA LOMO FISHEYE 2, Y TENGO SOLO UN SEGUIDOR (EL OTRO SOY YO).

ULTIMAMENTE ME HA DADO LA FOTOGRAFIA, Y NO LA ESCRITURA...
¿NO SE QUE PIENSAN?

LO MINIMO ES QUE TE LO AGRADEZCAN.

Monday, 24 January 2011

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMM...LA QUITARON POR PASAR MAMADAS COMO JERSEY SHORE. MIERDA.

NADA COMO EL DISEÑO GRAFICO...